乌云盖雪

乌云盖雪

看君终日常安卧,何事纷纷去又回?
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The police received a call from a man claiming to have raped 6 women, wanting to surrender. He provocatively said, "Come and arrest me!" When the police arrived at the scene, they found it was actually a pigsty, with a man sleeping soundly inside. After reviewing the surveillance footage, they were shocked to discover that the man was a sleepwalker who had mistakenly entered a farm pigpen while drunk the night before. When the man woke up, the police informed him of the truth and advised him to quit drinking. To everyone's surprise, the man pulled out a bottle from his pocket and started singing:

"Do you not see the waters of the Yellow River coming from the sky, flowing to the sea never to return! Do you not see the bright hall mirror reflecting white hair, morning like black silk turning into snow at night. Enjoy life to the fullest when you're happy, don't waste the golden goblet under the moon. Heaven has given me talents that must be used, even if a thousand gold pieces are spent, they will return. Cooking lamb and slaughtering cattle is a joy, we must drink three hundred cups together. Master Cen, Danqiu Sheng, let's raise our cups, don't stop. Let me sing a song for you, please listen carefully. The feast of bells and drums is not too expensive, just wish to be drunk forever. In ancient times, the sages were all lonely, only the drinkers left their names. King Chen once feasted in Ping Le, ten thousand cups of wine in joy. Why does the host talk about little money, just buy and pour for you. Five flowered horses, a thousand gold fur coats, call the child to go out and exchange for fine wine, to dispel the eternal worries together..."

The police patiently waited for the man to finish singing, then escorted him out of the police station. Xiao Li, who had just graduated from the police academy, remarked, "This is another performance art piece." Shortly after, the police received a report of a car accident right outside the police station, involving the same man. At the time of the accident, he was wearing a Bluetooth earpiece and playing a song by Ale Changqing called "How Can This Be":

Listen to the song here

The police investigation concluded that the man had a sleepwalking episode, combined with being drunk and wearing earphones, which led to the car accident. The evidence of intoxication and earphones was clear, and the evidence of sleepwalking included surveillance footage and a microblog post from a few years ago, where the man wrote in the third person: he couldn't accept the world and could only live in his own mind, ignoring everything around him, like a sleepwalker.

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